Many years ago (well, not that many) a seed was sown in The North. Since uprooted and now firmly planted in The South, that seed has grown into a fine tree. A Scarytree. Each branch bearing a little fruity film nugget.
Each Autumn, leaves fall down from the branches in the form of scripts which get eaten by a snuffling badger who then... erm... ejects the digested matter in the form of a short film... Actually, that makes it sound like my films are shit...
Please leave me alone now and go and watch the films. If you think they came out of badger's arse then feel free to climb another cinematic tree. That's enough with the tree metaphors - or are they similies?
Paul Fuller, Director